You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Is there life before coffee?
It is as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
Thank God for the IRS. Without them, I'd be stinking RICH!